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		<title>Robin Anson vignette #1</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 21:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I walked into the house &#8212; mansion, really &#8212; following the instructions that had been mailed to me by &#8220;Anson Freedom Fighters.&#8221; In the back of my mind I couldn&#8217;t help but wonder if it was a trap, or if it was Robin herself using the promise of help from the AFF to humor me. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I walked into the house &#8212; mansion, really &#8212; following the instructions that had been mailed to me by &#8220;Anson Freedom Fighters.&#8221; In the back of my mind I couldn&#8217;t help but wonder if it was a trap, or if it was Robin herself using the promise of help from the AFF to humor me. It seemed to me that the situation was pretty much like the Matrix &#8212; how could someone inside the system get a message to me through the system without Robin knowing about it?</p>
<p>But then if Robin really wanted to win me over to her side, she wouldn&#8217;t hurt me. Not too badly, anyway. So it couldn&#8217;t really hurt anything to follow this AFF lead, whether it was legit or not. I&#8217;d just have to be on guard against anything that seemed fishy.</p>
<p>The fishiness, though, started as soon as I walked into the apartment.</p>
<p>After I walked in, the door closed and locked behind me. It seemed strange that &#8220;freedom fighters&#8221; would use such features of the very system they were trying to free themselves of, but no matter. I turned to see that there was no one behind me, shrugged, and continued walking in.</p>
<p>An ornate metal tray floated into the room, carrying a glass of iced tea and a pitcher. I started to say aloud that I hoped the tea wasn&#8217;t poisoned, then thought better of it. I was thirsty, anyway&#8230; I took the glass and drank the tea in two gulps. It was still a bit warm, which means it had just been made, or at least that whoever was behind this wanted me to get that impression.</p>
<p>I really wanted to sit down, but I figured that in such a formal-looking setting, it would be better to wait for a host or hostess to greet me. Besides, where would I sit? I didn&#8217;t see a chair anywhere, which was fitting, since I was still in the lobby of this impressive mansion.</p>
<p>It was only then that I realized that the room was full of artwork. The wall itself was painted with artistic patterns, and in unpainted areas there were framed paintings and pencil sketches on display. I was busy noticing the detail in one particular sketch when I heard the sound of someone clearing their throat. The voice was female.</p>
<p>I turned around and didn&#8217;t know whether to laugh or bolt for the door.</p>
<p>Descending the stairs was what appeared to be, based on her size, a young girl in her mid-to-late teens. Olive skinned, in a white tube top and matching white capri pants. But &#8212; but she was missing her head!</p>
<p>This shapely&#8230; <em>headless female body?!</em><strong> </strong>was descending the stairs, and I couldn&#8217;t help but stare at something that wasn&#8217;t there, hoping that my eyes were playing tricks on me. Or something.</p>
<p>I was a few steps away from the door, so I wasn&#8217;t exactly right next to the stairs, but it was plain to see that the body&#8217;s (<em>girl&#8217;s?</em>) neck did not appear to have been chopped &#8212; her neck stump was rounded. Which means that either whatever process had removed her head happened a long time before this, or&#8230; or she was born without it?</p>
<p>*<em>Game, Bryan,</em>* I reminded myself. *<em>You&#8217;re inside a game. Whatever is going on here, this isn&#8217;t real.</em>* But it also occurred to me that if I did what Robin probably expected me to do &#8212; assume that this was just some mindless body that would happily get freaky with any other warm bodies that crossed its path &#8212; she could use that against me later. How she might do that, I didn&#8217;t have any idea, and I didn&#8217;t want to find out.</p>
<p>The girl was now at the bottom of the stairs, and I was now staring at her tube top, which was now stretched out quite a bit more than when she started down the stairs. Not only was the top itself stretched out more by breasts that had clearly grown a bit on the way down the stairs, but they also spilled out over the top of the tube, giving the impression that they might pop out at any moment.</p>
<p>As she began walking slowly towards me, making little side-to-side movements that resulted in much jiggling, I began backing up towards where I thought the door was. When I got there, it was actually open, though I know for a fact it had closed and locked itself behind me when I came in. I grabbed the doorknob, only for the door to yank itself out of my grasp and slam shut again! When I tried to open it a second time, the doorknob came off in my hand.</p>
<p>By this time the headless girl was still about halfway across the room. I still wanted to leave rather than participate in what might be a trap, but I had no idea how else to get out of there. So when the girl began beckoning to me, I didn&#8217;t see how I had any choice but to play along, at least for awhile. Not that I was given one, because when I didn&#8217;t immediately begin moving over towards her,  I was shoved roughly in her direction. I turned around to see that, again, there was no one there. And again, as soon as I was facing the girl, I was shoved her way again.</p>
<p>This time she began walking towards a side room, and I followed, hoping the unseen hands would not keep shoving me. When I entered the side room, the young lady was standing a few feet away, facing me. She motioned towards a couch along the far wall, then ducked into what had appeared to be a walk-in closet in the few seconds I&#8217;d been able to see inside it before the door closed behind her.</p>
<p>When she emerged from the closet, she had changed from capri pants to a pair of white shorts. And of course that drew my attention to what was now visible &#8212; her shapely legs. She walked a few steps towards me, then turned back towards the closet to pull the door closed. I wondered briefly why the door hadn&#8217;t closed on its own, like the outside door had done when I came in (and when I tried to leave). But when she made a show of closing the door, at one point bending at the waist as if inspecting the doorknob, it was obvious she &#8212; or <em>someone </em>&#8211; wanted me to check out her butt.</p>
<p>*<em>Game, it&#8217;s a game,*</em> the warning voice in my head said again, but I was barely paying attention. When she turned around, I had to stifle a grunt of disappointment &#8212; it was a <em>nice</em> booty &#8212; but of course I was treated to a view of her boobs still sheathed tightly in a tube top, jiggling slightly as <em> </em>she made her way towards me. When she was in front of me, she leaned towards me a bit, no doubt confident of where my eyes would wander to as she drew nearer. I didn&#8217;t get a chance to gawk too long, though, because she actually turned around and sat in my lap, leaning into me as she began to let out what sounded very much like a contented purr. For half a second I wondered, <em>*Is there actually enough of anything inside her throat to make that sound?</em>* and then I remembered the throat-clearing earlier. <em>A game, it&#8217;s a game.</em></p>
<p>I looked down at the well-endowed impossibility sitting in my lap and leaning back against me, noticing that her neck stump was so well rounded that there was no hint that there had ever been a head there. There was also no way she could breathe, at least not through conventional means. This was looking more and more like Robin had set a trap to gather ammunition against me should I ever get free from the game. It was possible that I was wrong, though I couldn&#8217;t see how. I could also see only one way, at that moment, to find out.</p>
<p>&#8220;Nice rack,&#8221; I said, more-or-less directly to it, since I was staring down at her boobs when I said it. &#8220;And nice butt, for that matter. Too bad there&#8217;s no way to know which side you&#8217;re on.&#8221;</p>
<p>She shrugged, which in my mind sealed it. She was on Robin&#8217;s side. A real AFF agent or proxy would have tried to reassure me in some way that they were on my side. Yet, again, this was Robin&#8217;s game, and I was stuck in it at the moment. I had to play along.</p>
<p>My hands had been around her waist almost from the moment she sat down but now I began to rub my fingers up and down her sides and around her navel. At the same time I began to nuzzle against the crook of her headless neck. She let out a contented moan and I had to wonder how was that getting out when she had no apparent breathing orifice?</p>
<p>A passing thought caught my attention &#8212; in stories by guys who get turned on by the idea of living headless women, the neck stump is portrayed as some kind of erogenous zone. This might have been <em>just</em> a game, but no doubt this headless girl was there in the first place because Robin knew that I had followed such stories and had even attempted to write one. I was pretty sure I&#8217;d never get another chance like this one, game or not, so&#8230;</p>
<p>I began to flick the tip of my tongue against the rounded end of her neck stump. At first contact her whole body tensed up so much I thought I had done something wrong, but then she went through the motions of sighing deeply, and the accompanying movement of her boobs of course grabbed my attention. I had to wonder how she was able to breathe, and <em>audibly</em> at that, when there was no visible breathing aperture &#8212; and when such opening, had it existed, would have been completely engulfed by my mouth?</p>
<p>I kept staring at those heaving boobs as their movement increased in time with her breathing, which itself had sped up as my tongue played with her neck stump. I wanted to get at them but I didn&#8217;t want either of us to have to shift our positions even an iota. I pulled away from her neck just long enough to whisper a quick, &#8220;If you want to you could take off your top,&#8221; before returning to the task at hand. I got a surprising response.</p>
<p>&#8220;Nn-nnn.&#8221;</p>
<p>Although I wanted her to comply, I actually felt a slight tinge of relief at her response. Sometimes it&#8217;s funny how the human mind works &#8212; as unreal as this situation was, a part of my mind had been crying out, <em>Underage forbidden trap no get-out, </em>practically since I first laid eyes on her.  I knew I was stick inside a game, and thus a headless woman was probably just a character in the game, but yet my eyes were telling me this was a situation I didn&#8217;t want to get into. With no facial, vocal, or verbal cues  all I had to go on to estimate who I was dealing with was, well, <em>measurements, </em>and the dimensions I had seen when she was at the top of the stairs suggested that she might have been underage. And of course it was the part that first noticed those dimensions that was relieved at her negative response to my request.</p>
<p><em>Only</em> that part. The rest of me, including the little soldier who had been standing at attention practically since the girl first cleared her throat, was <em>extremely </em>disappointed. I was gonna say <em>let down</em>, but, well, let&#8217;s say that hadn&#8217;t quite been let down just yet.</p>
<p>I had to know <em>why</em>, though. It was plain to me that her whole <em>purpose</em> was to turn me on. It was equally plain that she herself had been turned on, or at least had been working hard to give that impression, ever since the little soldier had snapped to attention.</p>
<p>&#8220;Why?&#8221; I asked. She responded by reaching for the top of her tube top and attempting to roll the top downwards. She had moved the top edge down maybe a half-inch before I saw the problem &#8212; the seam that attached the tube top to her body. I was caught so off-guard that I flinched, pulling my mouth from her neck stump and causing her to start to raise herself from my lap.</p>
<p>She was <em>not</em> a woman, not even a <em>headless</em> one at that. She was &#8212; what was she? A balloon? A mannequin come to life? Some kind of doll? In retrospect I can remember the <em>Unreal!</em> warnings, but at that moment I was totally oblivious to them.</p>
<p>My arms were still wrapped around her, though, and provided just enough resistance as she tried to raise herself from my lap. &#8220;Wait a minute,&#8221; I said. She may have been some weird something-or-other but she was close enough to female that enough&#8230; <em>parts</em> of me didn&#8217;t want her to move. My rational mind scrambled for something to say.</p>
<p>&#8220;Are you&#8230;  like that <em>all over</em>?&#8221; I said. She motioned towards her crotch with both hands. <em>See for yourself</em>, more or less.</p>
<p>I undid the crotch button to her shorts and unzipped. She was wearing white  panties that were more <em>there</em> than a thong, but not nearly as much so as &#8220;granny&#8221; panties. Rather than simply pull them away from the skin, I tried to ease my fingers below the waistband and found the same result as with the tube top &#8212; a hidden seam that corresponded to the visible seam just below the panties&#8217; waistline. Basically, the outwardly visible seam <em>was</em> the seam that held her panties to her body.</p>
<p>I heaved a sigh. I searched for words and wound up sighing again.</p>
<p>&#8220;OK,&#8221; I finally managed to say. &#8220;OK,&#8221; I repeated. &#8220;So&#8230; you&#8217;re not really a woman. What are you, a mannequin? Some kind of balloon? A doll? What?&#8221;</p>
<p>Obviously I wasn&#8217;t gonna get a concise answer to that, since there were too many options, and she wasn&#8217;t exactly able to verbalize an answer. At least I hadn&#8217;t expected a concise answer, so I was a bit surprised when she raised one hand, holding up three fingers.</p>
<p><em>Three</em>? What does that mean? Three&#8230; third&#8230; wait, the third option &#8212; a doll?!</p>
<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re a <em>doll</em>?&#8221; I asked for confirmation.</p>
<p>She replied with a &#8220;mm-hmm&#8221; and a thumbs-up. <em>Figures</em>. Robin probably figured I&#8217;d get all hot and bothered only to find out I wouldn&#8217;t be <em>doing </em>any thumbs-upping. But I already knew that if I wanted to keep from agreeing to her plan out of desperation, I&#8217;d have to keep my wits about me  &#8212; however tempted I was to do otherwise&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Immaterial Girl (vignette)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:42:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Misterdoe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s not even an attempt at a working title for whatever story this winds up going into. I just couldn&#8217;t come up with a name for it. It won&#8217;t be &#8220;Immaterial Girl,&#8221; though, since I already have &#8220;Emma-terial&#8221; as a working name for a story featuring a very similar character. Don&#8217;t really have a story [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><sub>That&#8217;s not even an attempt at a working title for whatever story this winds up going into. I just couldn&#8217;t come up with a name for it. It won&#8217;t be &#8220;Immaterial Girl,&#8221; though, since I already have &#8220;Emma-terial&#8221; as a working name for a story featuring a very similar character. Don&#8217;t really have a story in mind for this one at the moment&#8230;</sub></p>
<hr />&#8220;Where are you taking me?&#8221; he asked.</p>
<p>&#8220;You&#8217;ll see when we get there,&#8221; she said with a giggle. &#8220;Stop worrying &#8212; you know I won&#8217;t let anything happen to you.&#8221;</p>
<p>He <em>tried</em> to sit back and relax, but the situation was just too weird. Nothing in his normal daily experience could have prepared him for this &#8212; he was in the driver&#8217;s seat of his van, but he wasn&#8217;t driving. His wrists were cuffed, and the cuffs were secured to the steering column. He couldn&#8217;t see the hands driving the car, or the ones massaging his shoulders. Or, for that matter, the owner of the feminine voice trying to get him to relax.</p>
<p>Whoever she is &#8212; <strong>what</strong>ever &#8220;she&#8221; is &#8212; she had taken up residence in his house. Had taken charge, in fact &#8212; she now decided what he wore, what and when he ate, everything; but she did it so amicably that he had little trouble following her directions.</p>
<p>Lately, though, she had been asserting herself a bit more forcefully, using restraints where she had previously used persuasion.</p>
<p>(some time later)</p>
<p>The van stopped at a rocky cliff. The door swung open as Jeff&#8217;s cuffs came undone, and he floated out, with unseen hands grasping his upper arms, wrists, and ankles.</p>
<p>&#8220;What are you about to do to me?&#8221; he asked nervously, as he floated just beyond the edge of the cliff.</p>
<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t you trust me?&#8221; she asked, in a coy tone.</p>
<p>In a shaky voice he replied, &#8220;Until recently I only had to trust you not to poison my dinner, or clean out my bank accounts. <em>This</em> is different.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;How is this different?&#8221; she said, genuinely baffled. &#8220;I&#8217;m not gonna do you any kind of harm, but I need to know you trust me.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Why do you have to scare me to death to see if I trust you?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Flashfic: Marla at home</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 04:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I entered the house, a bottle of beer came floating my way. &#8220;Hi, honey,&#8221; said Marla&#8217;s disembodied voice in greeting, as unseen lips pecked me on the cheek.
&#8220;Hi, hon,&#8221; I answered, grabbing the open beer bottle from midair and taking a swig. &#8220;How was your day?&#8221;
&#8220;You know, same ol&#8217; same ol&#8217;,&#8221; she answered as [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As I entered the house, a bottle of beer came floating my way. &#8220;Hi, honey,&#8221; said Marla&#8217;s disembodied voice in greeting, as unseen lips pecked me on the cheek.</p>
<p>&#8220;Hi, hon,&#8221; I answered, grabbing the open beer bottle from midair and taking a swig. &#8220;How was your day?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;You know, same ol&#8217; same ol&#8217;,&#8221; she answered as I plopped down on the couch. The TV remote floated to my hand and an unseen weight settled into my lap. I put my arms around her as she continued, &#8220;Hard to get any writing done when telemarketers are calling every fifteen minutes. I got tired of ignoring the phone so I went out and picked up some things we needed from the store. Oh, and the Con Ed guy came by to read the meter.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;No problems?&#8221; I asked, visualizing the door swinging open by itself while Marla&#8217;s disembodied voice directed him to the meter. I knew it wouldn&#8217;t have happened that way, but I can dream&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8220;Why would there be?&#8221; she answered. But before she could say anything further, the doorbell rang.</p>
<p>&#8220;They couldn&#8217;t *wait* for me to get home, could they?&#8221; I groaned, putting the beer down on the coffee table. But before I could get up, she said, &#8220;No, you stay put. I&#8217;ll take care of it.&#8221; The closet door swung open by itself and a strikingly attractive brown-haired woman stepped out, dressed in a orange sleeveless top and tight jeans. The closet door closed behind her as she made her way to answer the front door.</p>
<p>*It&#8217;s good to have a sweetheart with connections,* I thought, looking at the shapely figure of the fembot rounding the corner on her way to the front door as I nuzzled Marla&#8217;s invisible neck. I heard the front door open, then my sweetheart whispered, &#8220;It&#8217;s Fred from across the street. He wants to know if he can borrow one of the garden hoses. His sprung a leak, he says.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Sure,&#8221; I said. &#8220;I told him he should have bought more than one.&#8221; As I saw the bot and Fred pass the side windows on their way to the garage, I couldn&#8217;t help but wonder how my neighbors would react if they knew that the &#8220;woman&#8221; they knew as my wife was actually a fembot being manipulated from outside by an invisible and usually intangible creature known as Marla. I couldn&#8217;t help but marvel at how she was able to manipulate the bot in totally natural-looking ways from afar, like she was doing right at that moment while she herself was temporarily solidified and occupying my lap.</p>
<p>&#8220;So, what do you wanna do tonight?&#8221; I whispered, assuming I was somewhere near her ear.</p>
<p>&#8220;Let&#8217;s go out tonight,&#8221; she said, sounding hopeful. &#8220;We haven&#8217;t really put the fembot to use since I, um, I mean, since *we* got it.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Sounds good to me,&#8221; I said. I would really have preferred to stay home, but she was right. We hadn&#8217;t really done much with the fembot except make a show for the neighbors that I had a visible, solid human wife. No dinners out or nights on the town, though I knew that Marla had wanted to go out and be seen, so to speak, ever since she had the fembot created and shipped to us.</p>
<p>As soon as I began shifting my weight to get up, Marla simply vacated my lap, not needing to physically get up. Her particular constitution didn&#8217;t require it. She just simply wasn&#8217;t in my lap anymore. So, I got up and made my way to the bathroom to shower and get myself ready. As I passed the bedroom, I saw the closet door open, and clothing moving around inside; Marla must have been getting clothes to dress the fembot in for our night out.</p>
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